Link: http://www.billhicks.com/

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious.

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Is this real, or is this just a ride?

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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly.
It allows me to be creative.
I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

Link: http://www.billhicks.com/

As long as one person lives in darkness
then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

Link: http://www.philipkdick.com/

The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the
manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words,
you can control the people who must use the words.

Link: http://www.philipkdick.com/

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

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It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Link: http://www.philipkdick.com/

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Link: http://www.georgecarlin.com/

Just think of how stupid the average person is,
and then realize half of them are even stupider!

Link: http://www.georgecarlin.com/

Weather forecast for tonight: DARK