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Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) in 'Dexter' ('Crocodile' - Season 1, Episode 2)
I dream. I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life.
Watching it unfold. Observing it. I'm the outsider looking in.
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Adam Savage in 'MythBusters'
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Oct 1, 2005
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David Fisher (Michael C. Hall) in 'Six Feet Under'
You can't ever really know a person and if you think you can,
you're living in a dream world.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
| by joshmorgan
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Nathaniel Fisher Sr. (Richard Jenkins) in 'Six Feet Under'
Life is wasted on the living.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
| by joshmorgan
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('Missionary: Impossible' [#BABF11] - Season 11, Episode 15)
Without TV, it's hard to know when one day begins and the other ends.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('Lost Our Lisa' [#5F17] - Season 9, Episode 24)
Stupid risks are what make life worth living!
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer' [#3F24] - Season 8, Episode 9)
I hope I didn't brain my damage.
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('Treehouse of Horror V' [#2F03] - Season 6, Episode 6)
Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy' [#1F12] - Season 5, Episode 14)
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49.
Everyone listens to me.
No matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
| by joshmorgan
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Homer Simpson in 'The Simpsons' ('Homer the Vigilante' [#1F09] - Season 5, Episode 11)
'Asleep at the switch'?
I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
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Send feedback » | In TV Quotes | on Sep 25, 2005
| by joshmorgan
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