The New Year is a chance to change, a time to STOP all the bad habits and START anew.

Here is my list of New Year's Resolutions for 2006:

• STOP procrastinating
  START working on my thesis

• STOP spending so much time reading other people's blogs
  START blogging more frequently and regularly

• STOP spending so much time reading other people's webcomics
  START my own webcomic

• STOP living off of student loans and freelance work
  START looking for long-term employment

• STOP picking at it
  START letting it heal

• STOP writing checks with my mouth that my ass can't cash
  START depositing into my checking account at the First National Bank of Smacktalk

• STOP killing hookers when I'm done with them
  START paying them for their services

• STOP being a dumb-ass
  START being a wise-ass
  (maintain current -ass level, just be smarter about it)