If television has ever taught me anything, it's that the naked dream seems pretty universal. Last nite i had a dream where i wasn't entire naked, but i was definitely exposed enough to elicit embarrassment all 'round. Actually, my dream was kind of a combination of the typical naked dream and the real-life embarrassment of discovering that your zipper has been down for a really long time but nobody told you.

Remember: this is only a dream...anging out with my friends in a very public place when i look down and discover that i'm hanging out in more ways than one.

My friends all laugh as i spend the rest of the dream running around trying to find everyone that i'd interacted with earlier so that i can apologize to them and explain that i'm not some freak who like exposing himself. The typical response is something like "how the hell didn't you noticed that your fly was down and things were hanging out?!?"

The harder i try to explain, the more i am digging myself a deeper hole of embarrassment.

I really had to pee when i woke up.